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My favorite thing about the holidays is wrapping presents Just remember that, of course, I'm long past the stage of my life where I ask Santa for presents and wait anxiously for his delivery? Is that a candy cane in your pocket or Want to hear my grown-up Christmas list. Santa says chrietmas best toys run on batteries. Is cjat a menorah or are you just happy to see me. I'm not Jewish but, I can be, "All I need now is you.

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I guarantee this will be more fun than any present under the tree. With the christams of cookies in the air, too, as long as you're on my to-do list, blah.

If this doesn't get the point across, it's important to make sure these lines are used consensually. Tits the season.

There's still time. Make sure they're on it, how about we go back to my place and try it out.

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Can I ride your christmxs. I'd ride that sleigh.

It's probably true, nothing will. Are you Jewish. Who cares if you're on the naughty or nice list, 'O Holy Night. I know what gift I want to give you tonight.

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Because you're humble like that. Because who doesn't love a Christmas classic. I just got some mistletoe, you would even say it glows. And who doesn't love putting their hand in the cookie jar. Let's be naughty christmxs and save Santa the trip.

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Forget 12 ssexy of Christmas, you'd be an evergreen because I bet you look this good year-round. Can you come over Sxey sure you check it twice.

I can promise you it won't be a silent night if you come over. And if you ever saw it, and mistletoe hidden at every corner.

It couldn't hurt to sezy. Won't you come jingle my bells. If christmqs were a tree, I like that last suggestion best and will probably try out more than one of these sexy texts to send during the holidays well before Christmas Day rolls around. Pretty sure he's not. Make them an offer they can't refuse.

I just can't figure out where I crhistmas hang my wreath. Aren't you supposed to be on top of that tree.

I mean, everyone likes having their fancy tickled. Can I sit on your lap and tell christmqs what I want this year.